Recently, I had an (ahem) poster that said I just used by blog to whine and whine so I have decided to write a HELPFUL GUIDE to being a ti.
In all seriousness, there are plenty of fine web sites that provide good advice to ti’s on helping to cope with this evil: I just don’t consider myself enough of an expert on this, nor, do I have the resources to experiment with various shielding technologies.
This (ahem) poster then took the classic fako pose as a “savior” who would “help” me and “free us all” from the perps because he had special knowledge of what was going on and only he could free us. I have seen these assholes come and go for 5 years on the forums/bulletin boards. Nothing ever comes of these boasts. Most are perp plants designed to elicit false hope then dash it with a big bucket of nothing. They appear like mushrooms after a rain and die off when the sun comes out.
Here are some good ti web sites for advice:
- Are You Targetted
- Wise Ti
- Eleanor White’s site
- On Gangstalking
The rest of the sites listed are off to the left. I was targetted because I was lazy. There are hundreds besides these and many offer good advice on shielding and also how to arm yourself psychologically against these monsters from hell. Also, don’t forget Christian sites that offer Bible Study. Knowing the Word of God is a great defense against the devil and his works. The devil knows the Bible by heart and will use it twisting the words therein to trip you up and so will his minions (perps), especially those planted within churches and/or Christian web sites. Also, if you read my blog, watch out for ti’s claiming to be Christians: they are mostly perps looking to eat the flesh of Christian ti’s.
When you get to be a ti, your life will change forever. Things you took for granted before you cannot take for granted anymore.
Let’s start with Food. Used to be you could trust what was put before you and what was at the store to be OK to eat even if it was laced with all kinds of chemicals thanks to Big Food. Now, be aware. In the store, you must check each item to see if it’s been tampered with/opened before buying because the freaks know your buying habits. You will spend lots of time in the store squeezing/shaking/inspecting goods before putting them in your cart. You will make the shelves and the floor a mess as you reach to the back of the stack of goods because every knows the perps mess with the ones up front. Just stick your tongue out at staring people or, if they are the store whore perps, flip em off.
Just a word: don’t flip off security guards: the consequences can be disastrous. No matter how ugly they are, keep the fingers down.
If you are daring enough to go to restaurants, try to go to places where you can watch the food being prepared or even a buffet. You will still have to be on guard though: the hand is quicker than the eye and perps appear faster than a thunderstorm in April. Before you can say “abracadabra” thank you for my food perp dust has settled on your lunch. Try and especially avoid beverages that you cannot see being prepared: a lot of fast food outlets and SOME buffets allow you to take your own drink. Take it quickly and don’t mind the spills as a perp will appear shortly with a pinch of perp fairy dust in his dirty little hand.
Please see advice on food banks from previous posts. Food banks are perp palaces. Do watch out.
The next category is out in public. The best thing to do is go around and act as if nobody else exists in the world since if you look up and really see people’s faces most are now wearing a smirk or psychotic leer. Only speak when you have to and don’t let em catch you talking to yourself. Don’t look at everyone that drives by unless you want to drive yourself crazy before they do it for you. Do NOT ever stare at the bright headlights at night.
If they want to talk to you they only have to read your mind and answer you via V2k anyway. If you are seen talking to yourself by a perp, a “concerned citizen” or even a security camera, the men in white coats will screech around the corner and take you away to the place where it’s happy happy happy all the time. If anyone waves at you that you don’t know it’s a PERP…either wave back with exaggerated friendliness or…flip em off.
On public transportation, try to sit in the back of the bus/train/rickshaw because you don’t want a tooth sucking ass kissing perp behind you. You never know if they have perp dust in their pockets or if they have a full syringe of Haldol just for you. Also, the little shits cannot now leer at your back but must face you to harass you. Despite the precautions, take a book along and read it and act like they don’t exist until one gets too close to you, then, stare at them with an expression of pure undead evil. Growl if you must. If they are pantywaist perps, they will move away. If not, you have burned your bridges: you move away.
It is not advised to go to malls and other public venues where there are tons of people milling about as perps thrive there like weeds in your neighbor’s yard. If you must go to do some long put off shopping try and do it quickly and ignore the perp clown show complete with ponies. Also, going to rock concerts might be problematic for ti’s who is not extremely brave and confident. Street fairs are also a problem: use sparingly.
Libraries, once a haven of quiet are now a haven for perps and snitch security guards/staff who MUST see what you are reading and punish you quickly if you are looking at something you “shouldn’t” be looking at. If you really want to check out “1984″ expect 3 snarling library security guards to appear immediately. Wherever you sit, perps will materialize, and if you finally find a place where no ass kissing snitches are crowding you out: look up. There will definately be a camera there. Smile.
The hardest place for ti’s is on the job. It’s not like you are gonna keep that job anyway, but you should try to keep it as long as possible unless you truly relish going on the dole where the draconian laws to prevent an overrun of “welfare queens” taking advantage of the system will prevent you from ever working again if you want to keep the checks coming.
You must be in good health. The perps will probably only “let” you get jobs w/o health benefits so it’s recommended you be slim and toked up to the gills with vitamins and minerals and that volcanic ash stuff. Also, to keep healthy you must eat 15 servings of fruit and vegetables a day and forgo any DING DONGS, TWINKIES, OR ICE CREAM immediately. Also, try and exercise a lot, which won’t be that hard as the perp shit will take and break your car or “total” it in an accident of their making. Don’t even wave to bacon cheeseburgers because perp caused heart pains will blow you away.
Ignore any perp doings on the job and just do your work and leave. Gossip is a good way to get info about other workers but you will see very little of it come your way after targetting begins. Gossiping is a sin, anyway. Listening to gossip and nodding/grunting is a venial sin and work 200 hail Mary’s and 250 Our Father’s so watch it. Try to arrive on time and do all the work required of you. Sometimes, a boss might keep on a ti just for the fact that actions speak louder than words in terms of work output. If you boss is a perp, forget about it. His best workers sit around all day and kiss his ass and gossip about ti’s. Then they go to lunch to eat bacon burgers with fried Ding Dongs. Never play computer games or work puzzles. Any excuse is good enough to get rid of you. Try and dress neatly and act appropriately at the job. Just because your perp co workers flout the rules and wear 2 sizes too small torn jeans and belly button rings in their huge guts, don’t think YOU are gonna get away with it. I know you like that black lipstick, but not at work. Try to avoid sick days (see above) and only take a day off if you would have to be wheeled into the office by EMT’s.
At home is where most of your perping happens. Your “neighbors” will be hired to spy on you outside and inside. Don’t get into little dramas with them over their perping you as they will call the police faster than you can say “snitch”. Just give them lovely glowering “daughter of the devil” looks when you see them and occasionally appear outside with a hungry look on your face, barbecue sauce, and no meat. They will get the picture. Try and make trash take out interesting by wetting it down. Nothing like going thru a target’s wet trash. If a perp decides to come by and sit in front of your dwelling in their car, go outside and glower at them or wave and laugh until they go away. The perp will go away after your eyes burn two holes in their body. If a perp comes by that looks dirty or coughs too much spray Lysol outside after him. You can’t be too careful. Sometimes just showing Mr. perp neighbor the can of bug spray will shut them up for awhile. Since scientists do not know if a demon is a mammal, reptile, insect, or otherworldly, you have a 25% chance of being right.
If you live in an apartment your life is hell as a ti. Try to make as little trouble as possible since the perp neighbors will try and set you up for trouble with the management every time. Still, if your darling perps start making too much noise, putting a stereo speaker or vibrating toothbrush up to the wall will freak em out. Bang with a hammer to your favorite rap song. They will love it. Try to ignore the skinny lily livered perp that lives above you as he takes a step for one of yours/flushes when you do/and turns on the sink so it vibrates the pipes. Some people’s children.
If you need to go to the doctor, do not let the topic of conversation veer around to psychological problems. You are never depressed, anxious, or moody. You definitely never “hear voices” or have “people harassing you” unless you really WANT that damn Seroquel. You are the best damn adjusted person in your damn city or boondocks. Talk about how the Bible helps you to cope. Scares em off every time. Look for the eyes of fear or a bored look. Take medicine as prescribed AFTER you check it for tampering. Tablets are best to take: capsules are not. Try to avoid nasal sprays because they are so easy to tamper with it’s not funny. If you are sinus-y, try salt water rinsing or get supermarket nasal sprays that are packaged in tamper proof (maybe) packaging.
Going to church is usually a waste since satan’s little children have infiltrated most congregations. If you can find a non corrupted house church or share with a non corrupted Christian friend, do that. If you have a sense of humor go and watch your fellow “Christians” pray to the devil in between perping you.
Relationships are waste unless you can find another ti that is actually a ti not a perp in sheep’s clothing. If you like a perp roaming your house and putting viruses on your computer and f*cking up your food, then pick up the first man/woman who talks to you at the bus stop. He/she will be the perp you always dreamed of.
There is so much more I should tell you but you will pick it up as you go along.
